Tough one

1. What was the last thing you filled out a written application for?
Probably for Benefits at this job.

2. What computer application software last impressed you with what it could do?
Paint Shop Pro

3. Where did you last apply a Band-Aid?
On my nose. Cat got me.

4. What’s a rule that applies to many people in your life but not to you?
Stop when it's not funny anymore.

5. When were you last required to apply some elbow grease to something?
On a jar of humus.