Lummoxicity

HAHA!!!

2010-11-10T18:07:00.001-06:00

Beat a year!!!

For Eric

2010-01-31T13:39:00.001-06:00

Go here.

NSFW

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

2009-10-05T17:46:00.001-06:00

Oh and a long time comin'

2009-05-26T13:38:00.000-06:00

Boomerang (Boomer for short)

2009-05-26T13:00:00.002-06:00

So this is him. He's cute and all, but seems to be made of mostly teeth.
I forgot that about puppies.

Word Ver is mocking me

2009-04-02T22:03:00.000-06:00

I'm not sure why, but it is.

Oh Heavenly Father, We Thank Thee.

2009-04-01T20:05:00.002-06:00

I just found heaven.

And you can buy it.

Check out this part. It is amazing!

All for you Tiger. All for you. wink

2009-03-30T20:40:00.000-06:00

moar funny pictures

Sony's Latest Must Have Item

2009-03-27T14:08:00.000-06:00

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Dark Seth

2009-03-01T12:32:00.004-06:00

So I discovered Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy recently. It's like watching Family guy without all the Griffins getting in the way.
:D

Post for Hadrian

2009-02-18T11:11:00.001-06:00

Saw a window sticker in the back of a car that said:

College of the Ozarks

And I thought to myself, "or what the rest of us call the 6th grade."

Is that a bad thing?

A lol'y new year

2009-01-01T16:35:00.003-06:00

Hadrian! I found your soul kitty!

We've come a long way foo

2008-12-18T15:24:00.000-06:00

That's right. We've hit 75,000 views.
Take that...
umm...
Foo!

And you thought it couldn't get better...

2008-12-07T21:15:00.000-06:00

Remember...

2008-09-09T07:18:00.001-06:00

When you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.

I'm not totally useless!!!

2008-07-24T15:28:00.001-06:00

I finished my book today. Well the first draft anyway.
Yay me. w00t!1!

More Shameless and Terrible Self Promotion.

2008-07-13T08:40:00.001-06:00

I am oh so sorry I keep doing this, but I just can't stop. It's like heroine.
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What? I spelled it right.
I dig chicks in chain-mail.

Dude I want one

2008-05-13T13:08:00.002-06:00

It's the "Must Have Item" of 2008!!!

I figured I'd have some nuts

2008-04-22T18:57:00.000-06:00

You Are a Glazed Donut

Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.

You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.

Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.

And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.

What Donut Are You?

Something out of this world

2008-03-29T16:55:00.002-06:00

Well, it is actually in this world, but... well...

Just click THIS.

Monger monger monger

2008-03-28T13:58:00.001-06:00

MONGER!!!

Tough one

2008-03-25T06:48:00.000-06:00

1. What was the last thing you filled out a written application for?
Probably for Benefits at this job.

2. What computer application software last impressed you with what it could do?
Paint Shop Pro

3. Where did you last apply a Band-Aid?
On my nose. Cat got me.

4. What’s a rule that applies to many people in your life but not to you?
Stop when it's not funny anymore.

5. When were you last required to apply some elbow grease to something?
On a jar of humus.

For Gobula

2008-03-12T19:29:00.002-06:00

Rock on Abe. Rock on.

Whatever.

2008-03-12T18:42:00.001-06:00

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.

In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!

And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.

Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

Monkies love me

2008-03-09T10:47:00.001-06:00

You Are Banana Pocky

Your attitude: fun and lighthearted

Unique and unforgettable

You are cutie everyone falls for

What Flavor Pocky Are You?

A message from John Cleese to the US:

2008-03-01T13:25:00.003-06:00

To the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of
the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the
revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she
does not fancy).

Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America
without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any
of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following
rules are introduced with immediate effect:

You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You
will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and
'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without
skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the
suffix -ise.

Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to
acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises
such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication.

There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on
your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account
of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will
relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen.

4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists
shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.
Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to
sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then
you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything
more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you
wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are cr*p and this is for
your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we
mean.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will
start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will
go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion
tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British
sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French
fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato
chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal
fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not
actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred
to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be
referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the
greatest sporting Nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer.
They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play
English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and
a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a
cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind
of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will,
in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to
American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty
seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try
Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly
thrash us.

14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to
host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played
outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world
beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we
will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their
deliveries.

15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

16. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all
monies due (backdated to 1776).

17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never
mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in
season.

God save the Queen.

Only He can.

John Cleese

Back by popular demand

2008-02-29T14:02:00.004-06:00

Look I'm posting. It's A Freakin' Miracle!!!
So i have been busy on wreaking havoc on the thing I love most. No. Not Leelu. The thing I love second most. No! Not Mini-me.
Third most, music.

Click here to see more of this.

cool

2008-02-12T20:26:00.000-06:00

Get Your Monster Name

Squeek?

2007-12-12T11:59:00.001-06:00

00">

It makes sense

2007-12-04T19:59:00.000-06:00

be sorted @ nimbo.net

erp

2007-11-16T16:35:00.001-06:00

That poor poor woman

2007-11-15T15:10:00.001-06:00

I feel so bad for her plight.

I think it is faulty

2007-11-13T15:37:00.001-06:00

Get a Cash Advance

I'm blue collar

2007-10-27T06:58:00.001-06:00

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

Left Brain/Right Brain

2007-10-26T14:12:00.001-06:00

Which way do you spin?

New Madness

2007-10-21T09:43:00.001-06:00

I've done it again.

Must... Own... Game...

2007-10-16T11:19:00.000-06:00

Portal. It looks pretty sweet.

Sony has balls

2007-10-05T10:47:00.001-06:00

and lost of them

I'm the asshole of Cars!!!!!11

2007-09-26T09:19:00.001-06:00

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

me and pooky are made fro each other

2007-09-22T11:58:00.001-06:00

Your Score: All Your Base

You scored 37 Awesomeness and 42 Style!

You are the mothership of all memes. You have all the advantages of a really great meme, you have a catchy song, and you appeal to a large number of people who can distribue you easily. Unfortunately, however, you tend to be the mainstay of people who arent funny trying to be funny, and as many times as you've been played, you should probably be taken out into a lonely field, and shot. Repeatedly. By nukes.

Not surprisingly, you can be found at: http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/

Link: The What Internet Meme Are You? Test written by Fishdinner on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Rock?

2007-09-22T11:51:00.000-06:00

For my Bibliographic friends

2007-09-20T07:09:00.001-06:00

I give you THIS!!!

It just works

2007-09-14T07:28:00.001-06:00

Colorful

2007-09-08T08:10:00.001-06:00

What color is your soul painted?

Purple

Your soul is painted the color purple, which embodies the characteristics of sensuality, spirituality, creativity, wealth, royalty, nobility, mystery, enlightenment, arrogance, gaudiness, mourning, confusion, pride, delicacy, power, meditation, religion, and ambition. Purple falls under the element of Earth, and was once a European symbol of royalty; today it symbolizes the divine.

Click Here to Take This Quiz

Quizzes and Personality Tests

White Flower?

2007-08-31T06:44:00.000-06:00

Oh... Wife Power. Got it!

I no longer pity these fools.

WTF? lol

2007-08-19T13:19:00.001-06:00

Funny stuff

The best office prank ever.

Quote for now

2007-08-07T07:25:00.000-06:00

"I've stopped calling people 'nuts.' You never know if the squirrels are listening."

Hope I beat everyone else to this one!!

2007-08-03T07:03:00.000-06:00

Hail to the Chief

2007-07-24T11:50:00.001-06:00

Vote Maddox

A joke worthy of me

2007-07-03T10:06:00.001-06:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

The most beautiful thing I have ever seen

2007-06-28T11:13:00.000-06:00

And it's not a plastic bag.

Defending the ones you love

2007-06-12T09:23:00.000-06:00

And people say games make kids violent.

Is this Whinging?

2007-05-30T08:24:00.000-06:00

http://www.lifereboot.com/2007/10-reasons-it-doesnt-pay-to-be-the-computer-guy/

Genius

2007-05-27T15:01:00.001-06:00

This is absolute genius at work

Row, row, row your boat...

What the hell is "line rider"?

2007-05-23T14:19:00.001-06:00

This the hell is Line Rider.

The perfect line rider

2007-05-23T09:36:00.000-06:00

This is sweet.

And we all fall down.

2007-05-06T11:55:00.000-06:00

What do techies like me do with our free time?

This is pretty sweet.

You've got to be kidding me

2007-04-27T20:07:00.000-06:00

Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

Final Fantasy VII

ABC, easy as 123

2007-04-27T20:04:00.000-06:00

A - Available or Single? Married
B - Best Friend? I’m gonna wuss out and say my wife
C - Cake or Pie? Pie
D - Drink of Choice? Alcoholic- Jack Non-Coke And both together is nice too.
E - Essential Item(s)? Birth control
F - Favorite Color? Forest green
G - Gummi Bears or Worms? Worms
H - Hometown? Kansas City
I - Indulgence? Games, Movies, Books
J - January or February? February
K - Kids? Yes?
L - Life is incomplete without... Again, the wife
M - Marriage Date? 8-18-98
N - Number of Siblings? One
O - Oranges or Apples? Oranges
P- Phobias/Fears? Suffocation
Q - Favorite Quote? Don’t make sense, make change
R - Reasons to Smile? What isn’t?
S - Season? Fall
T - Tag Three – What?
U - Unknown Fact About Me? I have a genius IQ
V - Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals? Carnivore. It’s us or them.
W - Worst habits? Interrupting people
X - X-rays or Ultrasounds? X-rays.
Y - Your Favorite Foods? Sushi
Z - Zodiac? Sagittarius

I knew he would come around.

2007-03-31T13:54:00.000-06:00

Apparently, John McCain has had a change of heart.

And what do you tell the land-lady?

2007-03-22T17:02:00.000-06:00

I got a job. I'm gonna' pay the rent.

Bow befor me?

2007-03-19T16:21:00.001-06:00

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Very Sir Lord Lummox the Mystical of Praze-an-Beeble
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Even Colbert hates MU

2007-03-15T08:15:00.000-06:00

Sorry Hadrian but Colbert picked it and I am going to have to stand by him on this one.

What the future may hold

2007-03-12T18:46:00.000-06:00

God I hope this isn't Ean in a few years.

I had some help.

2007-03-11T10:16:00.000-06:00

You paid attention during 86% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz

The Penis Mightier

2007-03-10T09:42:00.000-06:00

So... would that last post be considered a whinge?

Got a funny feeling...

2007-03-08T15:21:00.000-06:00

I'm wondering if anyone reads my blog anymore. Now that I have had a lot more free time (when not dealing with mini-me) I have been posting, but it seems like no one really is taking an interest in what I write.
Just putting it out there.

Since we did books...

2007-03-05T22:25:00.000-06:00

Rate AFI’s Top 100

In the list of movies below:
- blue the ones you’ve seen
- purple the ones that are your personal favorites
- italicize the ones you want to see
- red the ones you won’t touch with a ten-foot pole
- put a cross (+) in front of the ones in your collection
- and asterisk (*) the ones you’ve never heard of.

If you decide to join the fun and play along, let me know in the comments!

1. CITIZEN KANE (1941)

2. CASABLANCA (1942)

3. THE GODFATHER (1972)

4. GONE WITH THE WIND (1939)

5. LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (1962)

6. THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939)

7. THE GRADUATE (1967)

8. ON THE WATERFRONT (1954)

9. SCHINDLER'S LIST (1993)

10. SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952)

11. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946)

12. SUNSET BOULEVARD (1950)

13. THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI (1957) (didn’t see all of it)

14. SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959)

15. +STAR WARS (1977)

16. ALL ABOUT EVE (1950)

17. THE AFRICAN QUEEN (1951)

18. PSYCHO (1960)

19. CHINATOWN (1974)

20. +ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST (1975)

21. THE GRAPES OF WRATH (1940)

22. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968)

23. THE MALTESE FALCON (1941)

24. RAGING BULL (1980)

25. E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (1982)

26. DR. STRANGELOVE (1964)

27. BONNIE AND CLYDE (1967)

28. APOCALYPSE NOW (1979)

29. MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON (1939)

30. THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE (1948)

31. ANNIE HALL (1977)

32. THE GODFATHER PART II (1974)

33. HIGH NOON (1952)

34. TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD (1962)

35. *IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT (1934)

36. MIDNIGHT COWBOY (1969)

37. *THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES (1946)

38. DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944)

39. DOCTOR ZHIVAGO (1965)

40. NORTH BY NORTHWEST (1959)

41. WEST SIDE STORY (1961)

42. REAR WINDOW (1954)

43. KING KONG (1933)

44. *THE BIRTH OF A NATION (1915)

45. A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE (1951)

46. A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971)

47. TAXI DRIVER (1976)

48. JAWS (1975)

49. SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937)

50. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID (1969)

51. THE PHILADELPHIA STORY (1940)

52. FROM HERE TO ETERNITY (1953)

53. AMADEUS (1984)

54. *ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT (1930)

55. THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965)

56. M*A*S*H (1970)

57. *THE THIRD MAN (1949)

58. +FANTASIA (1940)

59. REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1955)

60. +RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981)

61. VERTIGO (1958)

62. TOOTSIE (1982)

63. STAGECOACH (1939)

64. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (1977)

65. THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)

66. NETWORK (1976)

67. THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962)

68. AN AMERICAN IN PARIS (1951)

69. SHANE (1953)

70. THE FRENCH CONNECTION (1971)

71. FORREST GUMP (1994)

72. BEN-HUR (1959)

73. WUTHERING HEIGHTS (1939)

74. THE GOLD RUSH (1925)

75. DANCES WITH WOLVES (1990)

76. CITY LIGHTS (1931)

77. AMERICAN GRAFFITI (1973)

78. ROCKY (1976)

79. THE DEER HUNTER (1978)

80. THE WILD BUNCH (1969)

81. *MODERN TIMES (1936)

82. GIANT (1956)

83. PLATOON (1986)

84. FARGO (1996)

85. DUCK SOUP (1933)

86. MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (1935)

87. FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

88. EASY RIDER (1969)

89. PATTON (1970)

90. THE JAZZ SINGER (1927)

91. MY FAIR LADY (1964)

92. A PLACE IN THE SUN (1951)

93. *THE APARTMENT (1960)

94. GOODFELLAS (1990)

95. +PULP FICTION (1994)

96. THE SEARCHERS (1956)

97. BRINGING UP BABY (1938)

98. UNFORGIVEN (1992)

99. GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER (1967)

100. YANKEE DOODLE DANDY (1942)

I think I did this right

2007-03-05T22:03:00.001-06:00

In the list of books below:
- blue the ones you’ve read
- purple the ones that are your personal favorites
- italicize the ones you want to read
- red the ones you won’t touch with a ten-foot pole
- put a cross (+) in front of the ones on your book shelf
- and asterisk (*) the ones you’ve never heard of.

If you decide to join the fun and play along, let me know in the comments!

1. The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown)
2. +Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)
3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee)
4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell)--
5. +The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien)
6. +The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)
7. +The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien)
8. Anne of Green Gables (L. M. Montgomery)
9. *Outlander (Diana Gabaldon)
10. *A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry)
11. +Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling)
12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown)
13. +Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling)
14. *A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving)

15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)
16. +Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Rowling)
17. Fall on Your Knees (Ann-Marie MacDonald)
18. The Stand (Stephen King)
19. +Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban(Rowling)
20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte)
21. +The Hobbit (Tolkien)
22. The Catcher in the Rye (J. D. Salinger)
23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott)
24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)
25. Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
26. +The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte)
28. +The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis)
29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck)
30. Tuesdays with Morrie (Mitch Albom)
31. Dune (Frank Herbert)
32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks)
33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
34. 1984 (Orwell)
35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley)
36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett)
37. *The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay)
38. *I Know This Much is True (Wally Lamb)
39. *The Red Tent (Anita Diamant)
40. *The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho)
41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel)
42. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella)
44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom)
45. +Bible
46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy)
47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas)
48. Angela’s Ashes (Frank McCourt)
49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)
50. She’s Come Undone (Wally Lamb)
51. *The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver)
52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens)
53. Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card)
54. Great Expectations (Dickens)
55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)
56. *The Stone Angel (Margaret Laurence)
57. +Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling)
58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough)
59. The Handmaid’s Tale (Margaret Atwood)
60. *The Time Traveller’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger)
61. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)
62. *The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand)
63. War and Peace (Tolstoy)

64. +Interview with the Vampire (Anne Rice)
65. *Fifth Business (Robertson Davis)
66. One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
67. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Ann Brashares)
68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)
69. Les Miserables (Hugo)
70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
71. Bridget Jones’ Diary (Fielding)
72. *Love in the Time of Cholera (Marquez)
73. Shogun (James Clavell)
74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje)
75. +The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett)
76. The Summer Tree (Guy Gavriel Kay)
77. *A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Betty Smith)
78. The World According To Garp (John Irving)
79. *The Diviners (Margaret Laurence)
80. +Charlotte’s Web (E.B. White)
81. *Not Wanted On the Voyage (Timothy Findley)
82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbecck)
83. *Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier)
84. +Wizard’s First Rule (Terry Goodkind)
85. Emma (Jane Austen)
86. Watership Down (Richard Adams)--
87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley)
88. *The Stone Diaries (Carol Shields)
89. *Blindness (Jose Saramago)
90. *Kane and Abel (Jeffrey Archer)
91. *In The Skin Of A Lion (Ondaatje)
92. Lord of the Flies (Golding)
93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck)--
94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd)
95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum)
96. The Outsiders (S. E. Hinton)
97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch)
98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford)
99. *The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield)
100. *Ulysses (James Joyce)

A new menu item

2007-03-03T13:00:00.000-06:00

Look Hadrian, a new appetizer for your restaurant.

I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible

2007-03-01T11:56:00.001-06:00

All 2500 of you.

That's right. It is now infecting 2500 innocent minds. Well, mostly innocent.

Everyone's already seen it anyway

2007-02-27T21:31:00.000-06:00

I just needed a web address for my profile. Word.

And the count down begins

2007-02-27T18:02:00.000-06:00

Only 24 more views and my Mr. T and Three Guys will have been viewed 2500 times.

I would call it progress, if only people weren't dumber for having seen it.

I was so close to X-wing

2007-02-26T20:28:00.001-06:00

What kind of rig should you be driving? Your Result: Toyota Prius This car could mean one of two things about you. One, you care about the environment and want to stick it to the corporate gas man; Or two, you are cheap and are more concerned about saving green than going to a 'Ralph Nader for President' rally. P.S. When it's time to change the batteries, all the money you just saved on fuel goes bye-bye.
X-Wing Starfighter
Rice Grinder
Hummer H1
Cadillac CTC-V
Chevrolet Corvette Z06
GMC Sierra

I gets them all wet.

2007-02-26T15:58:00.001-06:00

You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.

Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing

What Type of Weather Are You?

In lieu of our most recent battle in DnD

2007-02-22T15:56:00.000-06:00

I figured this was appropriate.

And who said politicians had fat head?

My most terrible work

2007-02-20T18:09:00.000-06:00

Be afraid. Be very afraid. You may want to kill me after seeing this, so in advance I say:

I have no regrets.

Well, a few, but they are little things.

Opposites attract

2007-02-17T17:07:00.000-06:00

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Dude, I never would have guessed it. MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A Sick Man

2007-02-15T16:47:00.000-06:00

Well, I am just getting over the flu (the actual damn flu, you know, the one they give you shots for). I didn't get a flu shot and haven;t for several years, and here's why: For some reason, I always get the flu when I get a flu shot, but I guess I should start getting them and maybe my fortunes will have reversed.
Myeerah is sick now too, but it doesn't seem as bad. Of course she is medicating a lot sooner than I did, so that helps. Basically, unpacking has been stalled so it will be a while before any get togethers, until we can get everything in order and cleaned. This place, though not a technical dump, is some sort of trash repository. Maybe a recycling center. Anyway, it needs some work.
We got cable hooked up yesterday, so yay Internet.
My mom has the brat for now, so he doesn't catch anything. It seems like we are taking advantage of our parents and I feel bad about that. When we get some money, I am going to have to take them out for dinner or something.
So that is the skinny, if anything about me can be called that.
Have fun out there you crazy kids. :D

More things that make you go "Phnuh"

2007-01-25T23:50:00.000-06:00

My impression of Arnold Scwartzeneger:

"Hi. I'm the governor of Caleefornya. Monkey!"

My impression of George Bush:

"Heh heh."

And finally, my impression of Sylvester Stallone:

"Ahmulamma Suefistrenini."

Thank you

My new favorite quote

2007-01-17T13:20:00.000-06:00

As stated by Congressman David Wu:

"Don’t let faux Klingons send real Americans to war!"

Wow. Only in America.

A reminder for the New Year why no one talks to me...

2007-01-02T10:01:00.000-06:00

Why do they call it taking a dump, when clearly you are leaving it behind?

If Elvis is really dead, why do I still hear muffled pleas for help and chains rattling coming from the basement?

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does it crush the small family of squirrels that had made it their home?

Why do we park in driveways, and run over pedestrians on parkways?

If Voo-doo is such a serious and menacing practice, why does it have such a silly name? (Ouch! my arm hurts all of a sudden)

Heh

2006-12-11T19:11:00.000-06:00

I am a sick, sick man

2006-11-13T19:34:00.000-06:00

And you thought Mr. T was bad.

And for those who missed Mr. T.

Quick one

2006-11-12T22:15:00.000-06:00

Guy walks into a blacksmith's because he sees a help wanted sign. They go through the basics, then the blacksmith asks, "How are you at shoeing horses?" Guy thinks about it for a second then says, "Well, I've never done that before, but I did tell a donkey to piss off once."

News Anyone!!!

2006-10-25T14:13:00.000-06:00

So, as related in Life is Funny on the Cringe, our Washer has been out of commission. The repair guys got here today (nearly a week and a half later), and had all the parts and stuff and they were doing all their repair duties and one of them goes, "Wait a minute. I don't think the parts are the problem here." I, in amazement and wonder, replied in the most dignified manner I could, "huh?" Basically the frame is bent, and they said that it would be cheaper on the store I got it from to replace the washer than to pay the warranty repair on it. And they wrote this down on the slip they gave me for it too. So I call up the store and go through the whole shebang of getting the washer replaced, then they go and tell me that they need me, "Since it was a pick-up order, bring in the broken washer and then they will replace it with a new one." So, I, being the suave and sophisticated negotiator that I am, replied, "huh?" I proceeded to tell her that it was their fault that the washer was sold to me broken and asked why I had to pay for delivery or have to lug around a washer to their store and then lug the new one back to my house, on something that they sold defective. So with the free delivery of the new washer when they get some in, we will now, finally have a new washer... eventually.

My wife is a hero!!!!

2006-10-23T11:58:00.000-06:00

A Guitar Hero that is. We broke down and got it and it is pretty sweet.
Rachel is all over it. She's like the Clapton of virtual guitar.
I on the other hand could use some practice.
Here are some pics.

Change of plans

2006-10-21T15:34:00.000-06:00

I was going to go take a nap a few minutes ago, but decided to post something here instead. So... Something.

Say

2006-10-16T15:09:00.000-06:00

How do you guys do links and stuff and get rid of them and stuff on your blogs? I just don't see anything on my blog settings thing that says how to do that.

Bright and shiny

2006-10-16T14:59:00.000-06:00

I have a feeling that our little brat is going to be like his old man, unfortunately. We were going through the store today and he was busily playing with his feet until we passed a big display of those metallic balloons, and all of a sudden his attention was strayed to the display like a fly to... well you know what flies like, so why say it. I wouldn't be so worried, except, when we are changing him and he doesn't want to be particularly cooperative, we pull out what we have dubbed "the shiny." It flashes multi-colored bright lights and is small enough for him to hold. It also pacifies him in wonderment until we are done. He also will sit, for hours just staring at the flashing lights on his swing (if one of us remembers to turn it on) and will just sit there, open mouthed and staring. Now I'm not saying his mind is lacking or that there is anything wrong with him, but he is turning out to be like his daddy in being easily distracted by bright and shiny objects, like, say, the TV, or fireworks, or tinsel. Poor, poor, little E.

Joining the trend

2006-10-14T14:15:00.000-06:00

Well, here it is. My own personal blog. hmmm. Feels less substantial and fulfilling than I thought it would. Just to let you know, this blog will basically be me complaining and just pretty generally me. I may even throw in a pic or 2 from time to time. So, enjoy all ye who dare to enter.

Does anyone even read my blog anymore?
	Yes, and keep posting.
	Yes, and stop posting you boring ass.
	No, well, I read this one, but that is about it.
	I check in from time to time, but your stuff is pretty lame, so I mostly keep up with the cool kids.
	I don't want to answer.

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